VALENTINE’S RHYME QUIZ

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Valentine's Day

Here’s a romantic little quiz for my students.
The answers are easy, it’s the thoughts that count.

MY FAVORITE THINGS QUIZ SHEET

MY FAVORITE THINGS — LESS

THIS CHRISTMAS SANTA CAN TRAVEL LIGHT AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED.

CLICK ON JENNIE ABRAHAMSO’S PHOTO

TO SEE AN AWESOME VERSION

OF THE RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN CLASSIC.

Film by Forsman & Bodenfors Promotes the XC40

YEAR OF THE WILD BOAR

AS THE BOAR FOLLOWS THE DOG, MAY YOUR DAYS FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS THROUGHOUT THE NEW YEAR 2019

A VIEW FROM CHRISTMAS PAST

AND FROM JACQUEMART GALLERY IN PARIS, IMMORTAL LOVE AND THE MADONNA AND CHILD

THE LAST BLUE SKY OF 2016

The usual clear blue Kanto winter sky was lacking its usual bitter breeze this year when we arrived at Saitama Super Arena to celebrate Oshogatsu as guests of RIZIN MMA ring announcer Lenne Hardt – a.k.a. my little sister.

After a 45-minute drive on an unusually clear expressway, we had a nice walk with Louis and Maggie in the people park next to the car park. They would be enjoying a nice long nap in their favorite sleeping nook – Kayoko’s Suzuki micro-mini van.

The arena is part of an ultra-modern complex arising like a grove of steel and concrete bamboo shoots in the middle of the Saitama suburbs.

Lenne’s ayatollah Malcolm met us with our complimentary tickets in front of Royal Host. Anrei came with us and Naoto Sasaki and friends were the first to rendezvous with us.

SAYONARA 2016 – SALUT 2017

Photo by Maiko Yamada at DMM Planets Light Art, Odaiba, Tokyo – Aug 2016

“HAPPY HALLOWEEN?” – NO WAY!

THE HORRIFYING ROOTS OF HALLOWEEN

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Celts, Halloween

By Dane Degenhardt

Long, long ago, in old Britain,
the Celtic people celebrated New Years Day
on what is now November 1,
so their New Year’s Eve was October 31.

In those days,
evil spirits and powerful monsters
lived just below the island’s crusty surface.

These horrible creatures from hell
rose up out of the ground
on the night of every full moon.

They would pull their slimy bodies
up through the many caves
that were found around the country.

These creatures took many different forms,
each horrendous and horrifying
in its very own way.

Some were vampire bats
that let out bloody screeches
as they flew in the dark night air.

Some were huge, hairy tarantula spiders
that would creep silently
across the cold, damp ground.

Some were fiendish zombies –
decaying bodies of long lost souls–
that crawled out of their graves
to find and steal a human spirit

Still others were ghastly ghosts –
gaseous visions of bodyless souls
who would hunt the living for their bodies.

At the start of each year,
these grotesque inhabitants of hell
had only enough power
to climb to the earth’s surface,
but no power to do any harm.

Even the weakest young boy
could easily push them away
with a casual thrust of his small arm.

But, with the coming of each full moon,
the army of underground mutants
gained more, and more strength.

By the time of the last full moon of the year,
on the very night of New Years Eve,
Satan’s hordes of murderous soldiers
were as strong as they would ever be.

The poor, helpless people of Britain
were in the greatest danger.

The now strong spirits of the dead
were desperate to catch a living soul
before their power was again exhausted
with the coming of the New Year.

To save themselves from a horrible death,
the Brits built huge bonfires in every village.

To hide themselves from the evil ones,
they dressed in odd costumes
and hid their faces in hideous masks.

Throughout this night of terror,
the people danced, sang,
and screamed with fear
until the New Years sun was near.

Celestial Couple Makes Successful Space Rendezvous

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Tanabata

The Eternal Times  — July 8, 2016

A supernatural avian structure bridging the Milky Way was reportedly observed at around midnight last night according to Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency officials. The report has led authorities to believe that the reuniting of the celestial couple, Ori Weaver and Hiko Star, was successfully completed.

If confirmed, this will be the 20^th successful coupling in as many years. The annual in-space docking mission can only be completed on the 7^th day of July and only under clear atmospheric weather conditions with zero precipitation. The Japan Meteorological Agency reported relatively heavy cloud coverage but no precipitation in the Kanto region during the night.

The occurrence of rain or dense fog can create storm conditions that could prevent the flocks of magpies from making the journey to the Milky Way. The birds are the only means by which a bridge can be provided for the enamored couple to cross over the torrential Heavenly River.

Tentei, God of the Universe ordered the separation of Weaver and Star a millennium ago as punishment for having neglected their official duties.

The couple has repeatedly appealed the royal decree claiming that it is excessive and inhumane and therefore should be ruled unconstitutional. Public opinion has always supported the couple’s claim, but until now Tentei has refused to grant clemency.

A spokesman for the supreme ruler said that the annual one-night pardon is a sufficiently generous concession. He added that any further pardon would present a poor example for other celestial workers.

Conservatives have long maintained that a pardon of any sort would be tantamount to a condoning of such immoral indulgence and thereby present a direct threat to both traditional marriage and the traditional work ethic.