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David Horsey, The LA Times – 8 Nov. 2016

WE GOT TROUBLE!
(Fake lyrics lifted from The Music Man)
(Apologies to Professor Harold Hill and Mr. Meredith Willson )
 
Citizens of America!
Heed the warning before it’s too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
 
The moment the president wakes up,
Does he grab his cellphone,
run to the Lou
and start tweeting?
 
Is there a copy of “The Camp of the Saints”
laying on his nightstand?
Mein Kampf” hidden in the oval office?
Is he starting to memorize hateful lines?
Lines from Il Deuce and V. Putin?

 Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like “PURGE?”
And “NATIONALISM?”
Or “ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE?”
And that fake patriotic rally cry
“AMERICA FIRST?”

Well, if so my friends,
We got trouble,
Right here in the U.S.A.!

With a capital “T”
That’s a ‘hyuuge’ golden “T”
And that stands for Trump!

We’ve surely got trouble!
Right here in the U.S.A.!
Remember the babble;
The Wall, the Mimic,
Grab ‘em by the P*ssy
And the Muslim Ban!

 

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