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1172629109-highwelcome1.jpg Amy Winehouse, your drug habit no longer appears to be a threat to America’s national security and therefore you are now permitted to travel to this land of moral purity.  You may even appear at your chosen musical venue, though the timing of our  decision  requires  that you arrange for a low approach to LAX so that you can parachute directly onto the stage. Issuance of this visa is contingent upon your agreement to maintain a sober and dignified persona during your stay in this country. Since this requires that you not have contact with any potential users of illicit drugs, you will be banned from appearing at any secondary schools in either East LA or Beverly Hills.  Enjoy your stay.

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