WHAT IF THE FOURTH HAD NEVER BEEN

Yuji Happy Birthday!
Dane My birthday isn’t for a month yet.  I’m growing old fast enough as it is, you don’t have to hurry it any.
Yuji No.  I mean Happy Birthday America.  Today is Independence Day.
Dane Oh that?  I had been ignoring it for so many years, I had forgotten about it.
Yuji Ignoring your nation’s birthday? [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USA!

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